Oliviaisms????

Olivia just cracks us up so much, I had to write some of this stuff down!

She will tilt her head when she doesn't understand something and say, "What you say?" with a little attitude.

She basically thinks she is the boss of the house and pretty much anywhere she goes. She points her little finger up by her face and says, "I told you, do not do that. You hear me?"

If K.C. and I are talking about something and she thinks she isn't included, she will put her hands out, look up at the ceiling and say, "Who cares, Who cares, Everybody just calm down."

We let her use one of our old cell phones because she loves to pretend she is on the phone. So now, I'll ask her what she is doing and she has her phone and says, "I'm just text messaging Jared" or "I need to call Emily." It is so funny how she picks up on everything...2 years old and already texting...Someone help us!

She is sweet but has so much attitude! She talks back to me and I just try my best not to die laughing! Her latest is "Mommy, I told you not to do that" or "You wait right here, I'll be back in a seca-nent."

We were in the car last night and she has this little baby she loves named "Ella." Yes, she names all her "friends." She said Mommy, Ella has her jammies on...then she looked down at Ella and said, "Silly Ella, you can't wear your jammies out...You gotta put clothes on!"

We had a babysitter over a couple of weeks ago and I guess Olivia got out of bed and came downstairs. She comes up with every excuse in the book as to why she is getting out of bed, so she was trying to pull heart strings with the babysitter. So, she says, "I needed to come downstairs because I need you to check on my sister for me and make sure she is okay. Will you check on her for me?"

If we are on our computer and she wants our attention, she comes over, closes the computer and says, "No more work!" She will keep us on track!

She always wants to say prayers when we are praying as a family. The other night was the cutest because she was blessing her dinner and she said, "Heavenly Father, thank you for my family, thank you for my green beans and my chicken wrap and my juice in the Name of Jesus Christ, Amen." So sweet!!

Basically, Olivia gives her own talk in Church every week. I have people come up to me every week to say they love sitting near us in Church so they can have constant enertainment. Of course, the whole room is silent and there is Olivia in the back with the only tone she speaks, LOUD, saying, "Where is the bread? I want bread and water? Why is it taking so long? I'm bored. I'm ready to go home. Give me that song book, Mommy. Daddy, why you laughing? You think I'm funny? I'm so funny!" We are in tears at this point, and I look up and everyone around us is in tears, too! Who ever said Church was boring? Just come sit by the Moultries!!